1) My bitch and I have a job thingamawotsit for a Motorola ad proposal on Saturday. She calls me to tell me they need two girls - one to act normal and one to act bimbotic then swiftly changes the subject.
2) My dear friend William is apprehensive of getting a free incoming line for his girl in Vietnam - "because it's like cheating on my current phone line"/ "It just feels wrong"/"Having an affair with a prepaid card"/"I'm sentimental"/"I dunnnnoooo, I'm just weird okay?"
Weird is one thing mate - plain kooky is on another galaxy altogether.
So folks, warning for the day: Do not have a fixed mobile line and a prepaid on the side because it constitutes as being a phonewhore (go Me!) and its clearly a bad, baaaad case of cheating. Its bad enough if you're a woman (moi) but if you're a guy....now, that's just Gay! *cue collective gasp*
Told ya I'd blog about you Will ;) Teehee..... *hugs*
3) I tell my boyfriend about my interview I have on Monday for my internship and he says they're gonna love me, and I cynically add that as with a lot of this country, they could also choose to screw with me. And the boy takes it literally. And I am slightly perturbed and proceed to explain I meant it metaphorically then stop myself when I realise the stupidity of explaining something we both knew the intended meaning of.
*Refer to title of post*
posted by LadyNik @ 6:45 pm
1 Comments:
awwww, I'm sorry baby.
I know your just for me.
Love you.
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